Personal Assistance

Receive job posting intended to be posted on (nonexistent) job board. A Filmaker is seeking a personal assistant for ten hours a week. Assistant must be willing to type letters, file, make the occasional tuna fish sandwich and pick up squash Racquet at Paragon sports. Pay at twelve dollars an hour. Tell the Contessa that although am an assistant of a certain sort, Would Not be able to be a personal assistant. Perhaps if Very Young, might be able to run around on behalf of someone else. Otherwise, might want to spit in said sandwich. Or worse. The Contessa replies if she was on the ball and happy with her life, then a job like that wouldn't bow her. Strongly agree, but say that this state (on ball and happy with life) very rare state and one that have only rarely personally encountered. On the contrary, am bowed by most of Life. But a lovely thought. Propose that this is the way Tom Cruise feels these days now that he has reached OT-VII status in the Scientology organization. On the other hand, feeling that able to take on the world single-handedly surely very tiring.