Outfit

Wake up to discover pimple on nose which has made the whole thing red. Have very low moment. Decide to pay special attention to clothes today to counteract Biology. Remember with excitement that have procured correct size of shoes first seen at Steven Alan, gray hightop Vans with orange laces. Find pants, a little bigger in the seat and thigh than usually care for but can't think why they were shoved in the back of the closet. Are made of cotton with a thin stripe. Put on new whale belt, going for preppy look, and with a flash of inspiration, finish off outfit with brightly striped polo shirt. Pay attention to hair--in dire need of a cut. The application of product makes the top of the head look slicked down and the sides fluffed up. Take a look in full length mirror. Am horrified to see that look exactly like a Clown. Kick off shoes (note: return immediately) pants (off to goodwill). Throw shirt on bed. Consider calling in Sick. Sure that the Contessa wouldn't mind, but remember that am obligated to go to Libby's show after work.