Cats and Dogs
Oliver shares revelation he had over the weekend that Cats are creepy because they have smaller heads compared to their bodies than dogs, he was stoned when he came to this conclusion, but that doesn't mean it isn't true. Susan makes vociferous counter argument, mostly resting on mere existence of her 2 cats, one named Tybalt and the other Maid Marian. (Feel that there is a Renaissance fair in her past.) She has pictures. Aren't they cute? she asks? No, Oliver says, they have small heads too. Susan counters that dogs may have bigger heads, but that their brains obviously don't fill up the whole space. This goes on long enough that begin to wonder if there is flirting going on. Shut door to office so that don't get distracted and too interested in the affairs of others.
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Please point out the hole in Oliver's theory that is staring him right in the face (and quivering a little): a whippet's head is not much bigger than a cat's.
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