List of Information About the V-B's Arrest

(Courtesy the Contessa's sources and reported to me by the Contessa herself, on the edge of her seat and sucking down a huge iced coffee.)

1. The v-b was actually arrested. (With handcuffs? Absolutely, the Contessa says, I'm almost positive.)
2. The v-b didn't have to Spend the Night (contrary to rumors)
3. At the precinct, discovered that she had a half empty bottle (the Large size from Costco) of vanilla in her purse.
4. Charge of public drunkeness added to shoplifting.
5. She is Not going to be fired. (Confirmed by Dean's secretary, Nathan.)
6. Instead of firing, the School will require her to go to a Residential Facility (for what? Alcoholism or Shoplifting? Both.)
7. She is to go immediatly and won't be back until the middle of September.

The Contessa shakes her head. The Rich get Richer? Not understanding, say, What do you Mean? (Mind provides image of the Vice-Boss receiving a check for her bad behavior.) What I mean is that she gets to have a whole month Off. Say, I don't think going to rehab is a vacation. Isn't it? Asks the Contessa rhetorically, Isn't it?