Urgent Message

Receive email from secretary in president's office. In email program, next to From and Subject line is tiny little envelope, closed when unread, and open when read. This envelope is also red, which always gives me a little jolt of excitement and fear--am to be fired? Is there a fire in the building? When open red envelope however, am sorely disappointed by contest--do not at all feel that request for meeting time availability a cause for any sort of excitment or urgency. Spend rest of afternoon composing scathingly satirical response to red envelope. Fear that this, like most other satirical efforts will go both unwritten and unread.