Toner Anon

New Student Worker Susan given task of making copies. Hear machine functioning properly . Settle into task of purging mailing list of dead addresses. Hear scream from copy room. Go back to see Susan's dress covered with toner. She says, I thought I knew how to replace the toner. As it is clear that she didn't, don't say anything, but apologize to her, say, I should have shown you how to do it. Many fruitless minutes spent apologizing to each other. At conclusion of discussion, send Susan home and make copies myself.