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The Contessa says she has Crossed Her Fingers, Knocked on Wood, thrown salt over her right shoulder, avoided all cracks in the sidewalk, and even ducked in to a church to light a candle--unsuccessful--not a Catholic church--she asks, What have you done? Own attempt at magical thinking has been to constantly refresh political blog sites to monitor misdeeds by the Republicans. Am not sure what I intended to do about reports of fraud and intimidation.
posted by thirty-year-old secretary at 5:36 PM
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I can't figure out if this stuff is fact or fiction. Almost too funny for fact. I guess I'll have to go back and start from the beginning. I don't guess you have any cliff notes, do ya....
Dear Another Shade of Grey,
Identifying names, places, professions, events and verbal tics have often been changed. (But not always.)
Sincerely, Fritz
Dear Fritz,
If you haven't realized it by now (although I'm fairly confident you have) this is your book. Forget about the MM. Although I'm only up to June 7th, 2005 I can assure you (although I'm fairly confident you must know) that this blog is a comedy in the making. Not to imply that your life is funny, but that you, Fritz, are witty. This is good stuff. Honestly. It needs to be shared with the world.
Sincerely,
Julie
P.S. Would like to know your thoughts on the visual skills required to successfully type in "the characters you see in the picture above"...
Hi Fritz, The Boyfriend and I are going to be in Manhattan this weekend....maybe we'll run into you?
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