Tuesday, February 07, 2006

The Copy Machine, Once Again

Last night, watch television show Medium. Feel, as always do, that would enjoy much more if was on earlier in the evening so that disturbing images (this time, prostitutes tied to bedstand) have ample time to settle into subconscious instead of staying at forefront of brain and freaking self out. Nevertheless, rest of episode completely charming. Alison DuBois is found to have a peanut (not the medical term--peanut actually a tight bundle of veins and arteries in shape of peanut) in her brain that her husband thinks is the likely linked to her psychic abilities. There is quite a bit of sexy back and forth between Alison and husband and love every second of show except, naturally, the creepy parts. Fortunately, own dreams not at all bloody, but do, aggrivatingly, have to go back to eighth grade to take Math class that somehow Forgot to ever finish. Get lost on way to class and run into Libby who is running the snack cart. Libby says that I can get chips or salad with my sandwich but she thinks it would be better if i would choose the salad. Become very angry in dream and choose fattiest salad available (avocado suffed with shrimp) and as am about to take bite of unexpected treat, wake up. Ask Dave what he thinks the dream means. He says maybe I am Hungry, which I think is not at all creative. Would tell him so, but he has crawled back under covers and put pillow over head in aggressively sleepy manner. Go to office and find that haven't forgotten anything except to order toner for copy machine. Existential sadness and lethargy set in. Have rock solid sense that copy machine never has and never will be in perfect working state. Begin to draw paralles between wretched career of the copy machine and the Human Condition. The Contessa asks What is wrong. Tell her in chilly voice that the G.D. machine doesn't have toner. She says not to worry she put an extra cartrige in reserve. Give her kiss and we rejoice, as does the Contessa, until we realize what exactly we are so excited about.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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4) DramLFC89@aol.com
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STEP 3: Adding Your Email Address
After you send your $1.00 payment, to each email on the list above,
Take the #1) email off the list that you saw above, move the other addresses up one - (#6 becomes #5 & #5 becomes #4 and #4 becomes #3 & #3 becomes #2 and #2 becomes #1. etc)
Now add YOUR email address (the one used in your PAYPAL account) to position #6) on the list.
*** MAKE SURE THE EMAIL YOU SUPPLY IS EXACTLY AS IT APPEARS IN YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT SO YOU CAN GET PAID ***
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STEP 1: Put your CURSOR at the beginning of this letter and drag your CURSOR to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into your computer's temporary memory.
STEP 2: Open a blank 'Notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page. From the 'Edit' menu select 'Paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your email to the list.
STEP 3: Save your new Notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in different sittings, you'll always have this file to go back to.
STEP 4: Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and try searching for various newsgroups, on-line forums, message boards, bulletin boards, chat sites, discussions, discussion groups, online communities, etc.
EXAMPLE: Go to any search engine like yahoo.com, google.com, altavista.com, excite.com - then search with subjects like? Millionaire message board? Or? Or? Opportunity message board? Or? Money making discussions? Or? Business bulletin board? Or? Money making forum? etc. You will find thousands & thousands of message boards. Click them one by one then you will find the option to post a new message.
STEP 5: Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting 'Paste' from the 'Edit' menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll thru the list of postings in a particular group, click the post message button. You're done with your first one! Congratulations! THAT'S IT!! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away. After you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup!
REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS AND/OR MESSAGE BOARDS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!!!
That's it! You will begin receiving money within days!
***JUST MAKE SURE THE EMAIL YOU SUPPLY AND PUT AT THE BOTTOM OF LIST ABOVE, IS EXACTLY AS IT APPEARS ON YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT SO YOU GET PAID.***
WHY IT'S EASY TO MAKE $10,000 CASH: OK, lets say I receive only 5 replies (a very low example). So then I Made $5.00 with my email at #6 on the letter. Now, each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 posting, each with my email at #5 and
only 5 persons respond to each of the original 5, that is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts with my email at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in an additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my email at #3 and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my email at #2 and they only receive 5 replies that just made me $3, 125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my email at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625.00!
$15,625.00! from an original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING!!
When your email is no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 to emails on the list, putting your email at number 6, after sending your $1 payments and start posting again.
The thing to remember is, thousands of people all over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday, JUST LIKE YOU are now!!
All this takes is $6, which most people waste on nothing really important anyway.
IT REALLY WORKS!!!
There are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try. Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users of the Internet, every day.
What will happen over the course of 30 days? Well, this money will be sent to you by a few thousand people just like yourself, who are willing to invest $6.00 and around 30 minutes of their time to receive around $10,000 or more in cash. The first payments will arrive within a few days and then they will continue at the rate of about 100 payments per day for about 30 days (obviously this will depend on how quickly you act and how quickly people take you up on this offer and then pass it on). After that time, the volumes of payments begin to taper off as your email is removed from the No 1 position. That's all you need to do!
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Send your emails only to people who are likely to want to participate and move quickly on this.
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N.B. REMEMBER, IT IS 100% LEGAL! AND THE MONEY YOU CAN MAKE IS REALISTIC. DON'T PASS THIS UP
SOME EMAIL TESTIMONIALS RECEIVED.
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Mr. A baker, Leicester.
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Robert, South London.
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L. Wang, Northampton.
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Shirley Wicks, Essex.
Send this to others, regardless of wherever you go ahead or not, they may want to make over $10,000 even if you don't! This business actually works! Even if you think 'nah this sounds like a scam' PASS IT ON! There are people out there who can see through the 'nah this sounds like a scam' rubbish and actually see the MAJOR benefits this system can really make!
Just copy and paste the link into the address bar of your web browser and away you go.
https://www.paypal.com/us/mrb/pal=EPD2QXJ3BLX9G

5:58 PM  
Blogger thirty-year-old secretary said...

Am very very angry at this hideous fake comment. Real comments are always welcomed.

6:10 PM  
Blogger Michael Lehet said...

Uh oh, you got spammed...even with word verify? They really wanted to share something with you badly!

I love Medium....one great thing about being in the Midwest on Central Time is that it's on at 9:00 so I always catch the end of it instead of falling asleep.

11:19 AM  
Blogger frostine said...

Fritz, I feel violated on your behalf!

12:39 PM  

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