The Copy Machine, Once Again
Last night, watch television show Medium. Feel, as always do, that would enjoy much more if was on earlier in the evening so that disturbing images (this time, prostitutes tied to bedstand) have ample time to settle into subconscious instead of staying at forefront of brain and freaking self out. Nevertheless, rest of episode completely charming. Alison DuBois is found to have a peanut (not the medical term--peanut actually a tight bundle of veins and arteries in shape of peanut) in her brain that her husband thinks is the likely linked to her psychic abilities. There is quite a bit of sexy back and forth between Alison and husband and love every second of show except, naturally, the creepy parts. Fortunately, own dreams not at all bloody, but do, aggrivatingly, have to go back to eighth grade to take Math class that somehow Forgot to ever finish. Get lost on way to class and run into Libby who is running the snack cart. Libby says that I can get chips or salad with my sandwich but she thinks it would be better if i would choose the salad. Become very angry in dream and choose fattiest salad available (avocado suffed with shrimp) and as am about to take bite of unexpected treat, wake up. Ask Dave what he thinks the dream means. He says maybe I am Hungry, which I think is not at all creative. Would tell him so, but he has crawled back under covers and put pillow over head in aggressively sleepy manner. Go to office and find that haven't forgotten anything except to order toner for copy machine. Existential sadness and lethargy set in. Have rock solid sense that copy machine never has and never will be in perfect working state. Begin to draw paralles between wretched career of the copy machine and the Human Condition. The Contessa asks What is wrong. Tell her in chilly voice that the G.D. machine doesn't have toner. She says not to worry she put an extra cartrige in reserve. Give her kiss and we rejoice, as does the Contessa, until we realize what exactly we are so excited about.
posted by thirty-year-old secretary at 5:52 PM
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THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO MAKE OVER $10,000. 100% LEGALLY
Make over $10,000 a month, using PAYPAL and a proven process, with just a $6.00 investment. That's right, just six pounds invested. It's easy, quick and simple, and can be repeated whenever you want.
How many times do you want to make over $10,000? You choose.
You just need to read this simple and clear report, follow the rules and move quickly on this one.
Ok, a little while back, I was browsing through newsgroups and message boards, and came across an article similar to this that said you could make thousands of pounds within weeks with only an initial investment of $6.00! So I thought, "Yeah right, this must be a scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept reading. After consulting with some friends, they themselves heard about this but were, like me sceptical about the idea. So I thought to myself "why not give it a try, its only $6, I mean I've spent more than that on lunch!" So I gave it a try and OH MY GOD!!! Trust me, the results were staggering!
Let's cut the boring part and get straight into it.
This can be done by anyone in the world.
PAYPAL VERIFIES THAT THIS BUSINESS PROGRAM IS 100% LEGAL AND IS A BIG HIT, TAKES JUST 15-30 MINUTES AND A SMALL $6 INVESTMENT.
This project has been on TV programmes such as 20/20, Oprah, and the Wall Street Journal.
It's been in existence in many forms for at least a decade.
The entire process is FAST, EASY and VERY, VERY LUCRATIVE.
I WAS SHOCKED WHEN I SAW HOW MUCH MONEY CAME FLOODING INTO MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT I turned $6 into over $10,000.
I will GUARANTEE that you will enjoy a similar return!
The only things you will need are:
1. An email address.
2. A Business or Premier PAYPAL account (FREE)
3. Just 20 to 30 minutes of your time.
This program takes just half an hour to set up. After that, there is absolutely no work whatsoever to do on your part.
You have absolutely NOTHING to lose, and there is NO LIMIT to the amount of income you can generate from this one single business program.
Let's get started, just follow the instructions exactly as set out below and then prepare you for a HUGE influx of cash over the next 30 days! Here's what you need to do.
STEP 1: Setting up your FREE PAYPAL Account
It's extremely safe and very easy to set up a FREE PAYPAL account! Copy and paste the following link exactly into the address bar:
https://www.paypal.com/us/mrb/pal=EPD2QXJ3BLX9G (notice the secure "https" within the link)
Be sure to sign up for a FREE PREMIER or BUSINESS account (and not a PERSONAL account) otherwise you won't be able to receive credit card payments from other people.
STEP 2: Sending PAYPAL money
To give means to receive, and receive you will. Many waste $6 on nothing of use. You'll make over $10,000 with the $6 you invest.
To send money, all you do is click on 'send money' located in blue at the top of the page next to 'welcome'.
Now all you have to do is send $1.00 by way of PAYPAL to each of the email address below.
Make sure the subject of the payment says... "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST".
(this keeps the program 100% legal... so please don't forget!)
These are the e-mail addresses you send $1 to: (That is $1 to each email address.)
1) mardell87@hotmail.co.us
2) mambo_james@hotmail.co.us
3) WSthanbabe@gmail.com
4) DramLFC89@aol.com
5) neolit103@yahoo.com
6) candygodzilla4@hotmail.com
Remember, all of this is ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are creating a service! If you have any doubts, please refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1241 of the United States Postal laws.
STEP 3: Adding Your Email Address
After you send your $1.00 payment, to each email on the list above,
Take the #1) email off the list that you saw above, move the other addresses up one - (#6 becomes #5 & #5 becomes #4 and #4 becomes #3 & #3 becomes #2 and #2 becomes #1. etc)
Now add YOUR email address (the one used in your PAYPAL account) to position #6) on the list.
*** MAKE SURE THE EMAIL YOU SUPPLY IS EXACTLY AS IT APPEARS IN YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT SO YOU CAN GET PAID ***
STEP 4: The Pure Joy of Receiving PAYPAL Money!
You are now ready to post your copy of this message, to at least 50-200 newsgroups, message boards. I post to 200 for quicker surer results. There are close to 32,000 news groups, this makes it easy for you to earn money.
All you need is 200 news groups, but the more you post, the more money you make - as well as everyone else on the list!
In this situation your job is to let as many people see this letter as possible. So they will make you and me rich and of course themselves!!! You can even start posting the moment your email is confirmed. Payments will still appear in your PAYPAL account even while your bank account is being confirmed.
DIRECTIONS: HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS & MESSAGE BOARDS
You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply do the following:
STEP 1: Put your CURSOR at the beginning of this letter and drag your CURSOR to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy' from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into your computer's temporary memory.
STEP 2: Open a blank 'Notepad' file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page. From the 'Edit' menu select 'Paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can add your email to the list.
STEP 3: Save your new Notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your postings in different sittings, you'll always have this file to go back to.
STEP 4: Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and try searching for various newsgroups, on-line forums, message boards, bulletin boards, chat sites, discussions, discussion groups, online communities, etc.
EXAMPLE: Go to any search engine like yahoo.com, google.com, altavista.com, excite.com - then search with subjects like? Millionaire message board? Or? Or? Opportunity message board? Or? Money making discussions? Or? Business bulletin board? Or? Money making forum? etc. You will find thousands & thousands of message boards. Click them one by one then you will find the option to post a new message.
STEP 5: Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting 'Paste' from the 'Edit' menu. Fill in the Subject, this will be the header that everyone sees as they scroll thru the list of postings in a particular group, click the post message button. You're done with your first one! Congratulations! THAT'S IT!! All you have to do is jump to different newsgroups and post away. After you get the hang of it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup!
REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS AND/OR MESSAGE BOARDS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!!!
That's it! You will begin receiving money within days!
***JUST MAKE SURE THE EMAIL YOU SUPPLY AND PUT AT THE BOTTOM OF LIST ABOVE, IS EXACTLY AS IT APPEARS ON YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT SO YOU GET PAID.***
WHY IT'S EASY TO MAKE $10,000 CASH: OK, lets say I receive only 5 replies (a very low example). So then I Made $5.00 with my email at #6 on the letter. Now, each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 posting, each with my email at #5 and
only 5 persons respond to each of the original 5, that is another $25.00 for me, now those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts with my email at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in an additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM 200 with my email at #3 and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a MINIMUM 200 letters with my email at #2 and they only receive 5 replies that just made me $3, 125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my email at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200 newsgroups react I will receive $15,625.00!
$15,625.00! from an original investment of only $6.00! AMAZING!!
When your email is no longer on the list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out another $6.00 to emails on the list, putting your email at number 6, after sending your $1 payments and start posting again.
The thing to remember is, thousands of people all over the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday, JUST LIKE YOU are now!!
All this takes is $6, which most people waste on nothing really important anyway.
IT REALLY WORKS!!!
There are tons of new honest users and new honest people who are joining the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try. Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users of the Internet, every day.
What will happen over the course of 30 days? Well, this money will be sent to you by a few thousand people just like yourself, who are willing to invest $6.00 and around 30 minutes of their time to receive around $10,000 or more in cash. The first payments will arrive within a few days and then they will continue at the rate of about 100 payments per day for about 30 days (obviously this will depend on how quickly you act and how quickly people take you up on this offer and then pass it on). After that time, the volumes of payments begin to taper off as your email is removed from the No 1 position. That's all you need to do!
There will be around $10,000 in payments waiting for you in your PAYPAL account within the next few weeks. $10,000 for just 30 minutes work! This is real money that you can spend on anything you wish! Just deposit it to your own bank account or spend it directly from your PAYPAL account!!! It's just that easy!!!
Send your emails only to people who are likely to want to participate and move quickly on this.
Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will work. This really isn't another one of those crazy scams! As long as people follow through with sending out $6.00, it works!
Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really work. There's no use trying to cheat for only $6.00 Please. Use only opt-in resources for this material it will work for you and it works much faster without soliciting or spamming and has higher responses!!!
N.B. REMEMBER, IT IS 100% LEGAL! AND THE MONEY YOU CAN MAKE IS REALISTIC. DON'T PASS THIS UP
SOME EMAIL TESTIMONIALS RECEIVED.
"I followed the instructions just 2 weeks and 4 days ago, and although I haven't made 10 grand yet, I am already up to $6,135. I am absolutely gob smacked".
Mr. A baker, Leicester.
"Well what can I say? I sent out 40 emails like the plan said then I just forgot about the whole thing. To be honest, I didn't really think anything would come of it, but "I checked my PayPal account a week later and there was over $3000.00 in it!!!"
Robert, South London.
"After 30 days I now have over $11,000 to spend".
L. Wang, Northampton.
"I was shocked when I saw how much money came flooding into my PayPal account. Within 3 weeks my account balance has ballooned to $7,449"
Shirley Wicks, Essex.
Send this to others, regardless of wherever you go ahead or not, they may want to make over $10,000 even if you don't! This business actually works! Even if you think 'nah this sounds like a scam' PASS IT ON! There are people out there who can see through the 'nah this sounds like a scam' rubbish and actually see the MAJOR benefits this system can really make!
Just copy and paste the link into the address bar of your web browser and away you go.
https://www.paypal.com/us/mrb/pal=EPD2QXJ3BLX9G
Am very very angry at this hideous fake comment. Real comments are always welcomed.
Uh oh, you got spammed...even with word verify? They really wanted to share something with you badly!
I love Medium....one great thing about being in the Midwest on Central Time is that it's on at 9:00 so I always catch the end of it instead of falling asleep.
Fritz, I feel violated on your behalf!
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