The Fax Machine

Also making a grinding noise. Everything is broken. Read an AP story about the environmental degredation of the Puget Sound. The milk of the orcas in Puget Sound is so toxic that a mother orca's first calf usually dies. Eau d' vie is a terrible drink, worse than grappa. The boss called in today to check his messages. He sounded drugged, and NOT in a fun way. The vice-boss yelled at the Contessa today, wanting to know why the Contessa hadn't ordered more paper. The office was paperless. How could you run an office without paper? But the Contessa was hung over too, so she just took it.